Tuesday, February 16, 2010

The Ballad of George and Deirdre

Like rats from a sinking
Ship they did jump
George Lee and de Burca
They both got the hump

George was elected
With much blueshirt ado
While for treehugger Deirdre
Votes were too few

But one thing this pair
Of halfwits did share
Was to decide a political
Future wasn't there

So both of these clowns
From their parties resigned
Their careers in ruin
Their characters maligned

Yet rest assured Ireland
They will be replaced
By more corrupt scumbags
Who will lie, cheat and waste

But it still made me happy
It filled me with glee
That the country was rid of
de Burca and Lee