Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Snot Green

Let us cast a cold eye on one of the most dangerous diseases afflicting the Irish political system. Similar to many of the most infectious plagues, this group of sleeveens manage to stay undetected until it is too late. They pretend that they speak on behalf of the planet, the environment and even the whales. Like most war criminals they claim they are simply following the orders of their senior partner as they participate in economic genocide against the Irish people. Yes, the Green Party are truly the most hypocritical shower of masquerading knight-errants that this country has ever seen.

So what do the Green Sleeveen Party stand for? They claim to symbolise a "New Deal" (another Enda de road Kenny style rip-off of an American presidential battlecry - Roosevelt must be spinning in his grave). DarkPassenger believes that, in time, the Irish people will learn that the Sleeveen Party stand for a New Lie rather than a deal of any sort.

The manner in which the little green men have managed to harness the worldwide obsession with environmental issues and used it as a means of disguising their complete lack of any proper economic or social policy is remarkable. Their track record in government speaks for itself. They have done nothing more than secure lip service for their "green" policies from their Fianna Fool paymasters in return for supporting a series of social and economic attrocities against the nation.

If you fancy a laugh have a read of The Green New Deal document - eight pages of entertainment of which the most accomplished political satirist would be proud. They promise to establish action groups, publish plans, create authorities etc. etc. etc. In other words, they will give jobs to hacks and fellow travellers on various committees and think tanks. They'll waste our money and at the end of it all come up with a bunch of "policies" that the winds of social and economic change would necessitate anyway.

As far as achievements go, well the New Deal keeps on entertaining! The sleeveens list improving energy standards for new homes and reforming planning regulations as some of their successes. Funnily enough, the construcion boom had ended by the time they "achieved" all this greatness. As if Fianna Fool would have allowed them to impinge upon the behaviour of their allies in the Galway tents before they had built up most of the country! The New Deal on transport is another farce. Where are the buses? How are the poor fools who were duped into buying gaffs in Mullingar and Naas when they work in Dublin meant to get to work? We've all seen the 24 hour bus lanes which serve a 12 hour bus service. Meanwhile the sleeveens want to introduce all manner of punitive taxes for driving a car. Well it's hard getting from Mullingar to Dublin on a bike, not that the sleeveens care - they are here to persecute the common man rather than stand up for him.

And what have the sleeveen ministers achieved? Very little. Johann von Gormless has bent over at every hands turn and made humiliating u-turns on issues like the M3/Hill of Tara and the incinerator being built in his own constituency. Yesman Ryan appears to be too busy pinching himself at the unbelievable notion that he is now drawing a ministerial salary to be bothered actually doing anything. Broadband - expensive or non-existent, Electricity - most expensive in Europe, Natural Resources - sold to multinationals. Not much of a Minister for Communications, Energy and Natural Resources.

People of Ireland, please don't be fooled by the Green Party and their faux environmental credentials. These people are like all the others who infest our house of parliament. They are there to line their own pockets. To build a nice little pile of cash for themselves at the expense of the taxpayer. They needed an angle to differentiate themselves from the other established political militias and so the "New Green Deal" was concocted. Rest assured they are just the same as Fianna Fool, Funny Gael or the Lie-bore Party. The only difference is that they turn up at the Dáil to collect their cash on a bike rather than in a Mercedes!

2 comments:

  1. Dark Passenger,
    Tell us your plan for the future.

    When the revolution comes who will lead us - maybe yourself?

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  2. Well mystic - it wouldn't take a genius to come up with a plan better than the current shower of clowns have come up with.

    DarkPassenger has many ideas and plans which will be shared in due course.

    In the short term the plan is to point out the sickening hypocrisy which is being practiced by our glorius leaders on a daily basis. It is amazing how many poor fools fail to realise the extent of the excesses that exist in our legislature. It is even more shocking how some will even make excuses for it!

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